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I’m about 8 inches…

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I’m about 8 inches…

Why?  Well, men knows size matters.  It’s why we fix up our cars cause it’s a form of a penis extension without getting surgery.  Obviously.  It’ll probably be cheaper to get an extension now that I think about it.  The concept is simple why we lie about our size.  We know that you will probably never know the truth.  If you do ever find out, we’ve gotten what we wanted and it’s too late.  Gotcha.

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